Okay, honestly.
i like when you learn a secret about somebody and then you look at the things they say and do in the light of that secret and you understand them a little more and why they are the way they are
how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
(via sir-laughsalot)
Today was terribly busy, but lovely all the same.
I hold grudges for far longer than reasonable.
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomach?
(Source: -romanceisdead-, via conqueranddevour)
Reoccurring Theme
I cannot comprehend how people can feel one way about something, and feel entirely differently all of a sudden, without reason or catalyst.
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
(via lindseyvonbismarck)
When someone comes into my room, and then leaves without closing the door again.
(Source: shesgotlooksthatkilll, via sir-laughsalot)
Now that I have been reminded.
Time to try and justify everything that you have ever said to me. yay.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
(Source: tridant, via sir-laughsalot)
I played ten fingers this weekend.
“I have never ever……….. played a sport.”
“Does it count if it was against your will? Like some socially forward chick just comes up to you and kisses you as some form of greeting? Like, hey I do not even normally say hello to you and we do not talk or anything, but let me KISS YOU TO SAY HELLO. Her name was Jordyn. Without a question mark on the end.”
“One time I went and got a slurpee without telling my grandparents. It took me a couple of months to build up the courage.”
“One time I ran away from home on a bicycle and I got caught.”
Why am I so sentimental?
