February 2012
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When I have a sore throat, I listen to music I...
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My grandmother has left for the weekend.
I walk into the living room and my grandfather has the television screen frozen on Bill O’ Reilly’s face, with the actual television show playing in a small frame in the bottom left hand corner. I asked him what he was doing, to which he replied “eating an enchilada… no a burrito.” I said “No, what is this?” and gestured to the television. He had no idea...
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"Its penis looks delicate, but at nine feet long,...
Honestly, I come downstairs and what are you watching? Is that even… what.
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I have internet access in my room, now. I will...
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“If you never say your name out loud to anyone,
they can never ever call you by...”
– “Better” by Regina Spektor
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Drowning myself in food because I am about to ruin...
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If you call Kurt Cobain "Kurt Fucking Cobain" then...
Wow, world, look how funny I am.
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But it was really really really worth it.
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Now I am grumpy.
I do not like having no school on Monday’s because you stomp around in my bathroom like a troll and shout over the sound of a vacuum all morning long throwing my clothing into oblivion.
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Oh, hello perfect life I am living.
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It is really great when you call and then when I call you back twelve seconds later you do not answer.
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Oh my goodness gracious.
I want to say some things but I am afraid that someday you might see, so I will not. but…djfsdhsdhfjksdfsdkf I am so excited about life. Until then, I am going to make a list of things we have in common and eat some food.
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Sometimes I have difficulty believing all the well...
Where are all those men and why are they not dating me?
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